"I wish I could give you some answers, but I don't have any"-Rich Kotite, former Jets Head Coach
"Who let the bags out? Herm-Herm-Herm-Herm-Herm!"
Welcome to JetsBags.com. An electronic commerce business created by the fan, and for the fan.
Why JetsBags.com? Because of:
The 1982 Mud Bowl in Miami
Blowing
a lead in the final minute in the 1986 playoffs
Browning Nagle and Blair Thomas
The 1994 "fake spike" game
The 4-28 Rich Kotite Disaster
Losing 3 out of the last 4 games in 1997 to miss out on the playoffs
Blowing a 10 point lead at halftime in the AFC Championship in 1998
Being the Super Bowl favorite and then losing our starting QB for the season in week one of 1999
Losing Bill Belichick to the Patriots, where he would become a Super Bowl winner
Being 9-4 and losing our last 3 games to miss the 2000 playoffs
Choking away an AFC Championship game bid in Pittsburgh in the 2004 playoffs
Losing our starting and back-up QBs in a span of 7 plays in 2005, tanking our Super Bowl Aspirations
Losing our bid for a West Side Stadium, ignoring Queens in the process, to forever be banished to the Jersey Swamps and live in the shadow of the Giants
Face it, you and I both know it's inevitable that the New York Jets will find a way to choke away each year and break the hearts of their fans. For years, among other creative endeavors, embarrassed Jet fans have hid their identities at the Meadowlands by taking the time to cut up their own paper bags and wear them over their heads. The task of creating your own "paper bag head" is a time-consuming one. It is also a dangerous one. Cutting eyeholes in a paper bag is no walk in the park. Fact is, scissor accidents are rampant in our society, and safety pins aren't very safe at all.
Therefore, you should ask yourself "Why should I have to do this myself? Can't someone else do the hard work?" That is where JetsBags.com steps in. We create stylish paper bags, hats, pins, stickers, and other creative instruments for Jets fans to brandish, that will allow them to display both their undying love and eternal frustration with Gang Green.
JetsBags.com will be launched by the backing of you, the investor. We will sell our products on our web site. Transactions will be secure and speedy, and goods will be sent through either express mail or regular service, depending on the customer's discretion. To promote our website, we will have employees wait outside Giants Stadium after home games and distribute flyers telling fans about our products. We will also put a couple of ads out in local newspapers. Fan apparal and memorabilia companies all across the nation are successful, and we expect to be no different. Our overall campaign is to produce products designed to express fan frustration and sarcasm. Given the futility of our target market over the last 36 years, there should be plenty of this.
On this web site you will find:
Product and Market Analysis
Web Site Detail
Investment Details
Sources used
Contact Information
Webmaster/CEO: Subir Grewal